Saturday, November 21, 2009

"memory" - part 36

AYA - SEPTEMBER 25TH

I sighed and glanced over at the bar. Lazily, I let my eyes wander all over the lone figure at the counter. The stylish clothes, clinging in all the right places... The toned muscles briefly making themselves known as she picked up her drink... The charming smile flashed at the bartender...

Maki glanced over her shoulder and caught my eye. She winked at me and turned back to her drink.

"You know?!" my date exclaimed. I shook my head and turned my attention away from my gorgeous girlfriend and back to the woman in front of me.

"I'm sorry, what?" I asked, taking a sip of my iced tea. My date laughed and began prattling on about whatever it was she was talking about. Honestly, I'm not even sure she knew.

I managed to keep my eyes focused, but my mind wandered back to Maki's side. I knew she hated this. I wanted to be with her now, to reassure her, to remind her why we were doing this.

We were scared.

Stupid Miki. She hated Gocchin so much and so irrationally. I mean, as far as Miki knew, Maki had never done anything to her!

...well, other than slap her that one time...

But every time I mentioned Maki, Miki would get this weird look on her face, her lips would get tight, and she would stop talking.

And considering how strangely protective Miki could be of me... and how she had Maki in a choke hold against a wall not too long ago...

And, it's not like us keeping it from Miki was hurting anything. It's not like we were sleeping together yet, so Miki still was stuck with that ridiculous bet she'd made me. ...and I was still stuck with these ridiculous dates she sends me on...

"You know!?" my date exclaimed.

"Of course," I smiled weakly, still completely clueless as to what she was talking about. I tilted my head and studied my date for the evening. She always reminded me of a horse. I'm still not sure why... Maybe it was something to do with her teeth...?

"Oh well! At least the food was good, neigh?" she laughed loudly.

"What!?" I exclaimed.

"...I said 'At least the food was good, ne?'...?" she looked at me in alarm.

"Right. That 'ne'... right. Um.. Speaking of food, are you almost ready to order?" I asked, trying to ignore the strange thoughts in my head.

"Well, I'm wondering what this gratuity dish is and why smaller parties can't get it."

"Excuse me?" I stared at her. She leaned over and pointed at my menu. "Um. That says gratuity is included for parties of 8 or more."

"Right! Why can't we get that dish?!" she demanded. I gaped at her for a moment.

"Um... maybe it's a large dish," I said finally, trying not to laugh. She seemed satisfied with this answer. "You know, Mai, I didn't even know you liked women," I said finally. Satoda looked up at me in confusion. "I always thought you were straight..."

"Oh, I am! 100%!" she smiled. "People sometimes think I'm not because of Yoshiko, though." My jaw dropped. There was a loud crash behind us. I turned and saw Maki leaning heavily against the bar, her shoulders shaking with laughter.

Damn her and her good hearing. I turned and gestured for the waiter.

"Check, please."



part 35



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Sunday, August 30, 2009

"memory" - part 35

GOTO - SEPTEMBER 23RD

We stared at one another intensely. Neither of us wanted to back down, but one of us had to. Someone had to give in, to let the other win, but it sure as hell wasn't going to be me. Because, dammit, this is my home and -

"Maki, don't make me tie you up," Aya interrupted my thoughts. She smiled and narrowed her eyes. "Because I will. And not in a way you'd enjoy."

My eyes widened and I quickly sat down on the couch, hands folded in my lap, and smiled sweetly up at her. Aya giggled.

"I knew you'd see it my way!" she practically sang as she skipped into the kitchen. "The birthday girl isn't allowed to clean up after her party."

"Yes ma'am," I replied in a childish voice. I leaned back and peered into the kitchen. Aya was bending down to get the dustpan out from under the sink.

"Stop looking at my ass, Goto."

"I was just making sure you were finding everything!!" I exclaimed defensively.

"Riiight," she laughed, walking back into the living room. "Maki, you don't have to sit there like that. ...Actually, please don't. It's a little creepy." I chuckled and stood up.

"What would you like me to do then? Since you're apparently in charge."

"Uh... I don't know, sing some karaoke? I need to get Sayumi's voice out of my head," she winced.

"Yes ma'am!" I saluted, marching over to the karaoke machine. I flipped through the CDs I had, looking for the right song. I glanced up. "Aya, what about..."

The words died on my lips as I watched her. She wasn't doing anything special. Just smiling to herself as she wiped up this, swept up that, picked up the empty glasses. But... I don't know why... My heart started pounding so loudly in my chest that I was sure she could hear it. I couldn't take my eyes off of her... It was almost like she had a spell over me that no matter how mundane the task, I just couldn't look away.

"What about what?" she asked, turning to look at me. She raised an eyebrow. I shook my head to clear my clouded mind.

"Nothing. I know what to do."

I turned back to the CDs and pulled one out. I popped the disc into the machine and picked up the microphone. Aya grinned as the song began.

"Hey, you're like my boyfriend anyway," I sang. "Won't you become my lover?"

Aya began dancing a little as she cleaned up, swaying her hips to the beat, twirling a little as she walked by me to put the dirty dishes in the sink.

"Hey, more than anyone else in this world, I have confidence in loving you."

"Apparently it's Fujimoto night at karaoke?" Aya commented, walking back into the room. I reached out and grabbed her arm.

"Why did you stop me?" I asked, setting down the microphone as the music played behind me.

"You're missing your cue," Aya mused. "What do you mean? When?"

"When I was talking to Yossy on the balcony," I replied, looking into her eyes. Aya sighed.

"Because she doesn't need to know."

"She deserves to know the truth!" I protested. "I lied to her and - "

"You've caused enough damage for the two of them as it is," Aya cut me off. "They've gotten past it. They've worked through it and moved on."

"But - "

"But nothing. Don't reopen their old wounds just to make yourself feel better."

I looked down at my feet and said nothing.

"Hey," Aya reached out and gently touched my cheek. I looked up. "You want to do the right thing - which is a wonderful and rare trait nowadays. But sometimes you have to do the wrong thing for the right reasons."

"Yeah..."

"It wasn't your fault." I looked away. Aya took my face into her hands and looked me straight in the eyes. "Maki. It was not your fault. You were drunk, she was drunk. These things happen."

"But I..."

"You're a human being. You're allowed to make mistakes. You're allowed to screw up and have regrets. Don't ever forget that, ok?" Her eyes searched mine. I wanted to cry, to curl up in her arms, to lose myself in those eyes.

I cleared my throat and straightened up, turning away as I blinked away the tears that had started to form. She smiled.

"Your song's almost over." Aya turned to walk away. I swallowed hard. It was risky. I was scared out of my mind. This could ruin everything. And I said I'd never do it again. I swore to myself!

But...

I reached out and touched her shoulder, turning her back around to face me. I cupped her face in my hands and kissed her gently.

"Maki..." she murmured when I pulled away.

"Hey, you're like my boyfriend anyway," I sang along softly. "Won't you become my lover? Hey, more than anyone else in this world, I have confidence in loving you."

She stared into my eyes and bit her lower lip.

"Hey, you're like my boyfriend anyway," I continued, my voice starting to shake. "You knew about everything. Hey, I want to feel your kindness - "

Aya's soft lips cut me off. She wrapped her arms around my waist and pulled me close. I moved my hands, tangling my fingers in her hair, as I turned my head to deepen our kiss.



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Sunday, January 11, 2009

"memory" - part 34

YOSSY - SEPTEMBER 22ND

Miki opened her eyes cleared her throat. We all stood there expectantly.

"Rika, Maki, Kei, Yocchan, Yaguchi, Shiba, Gaki, Eri, Yocchan, Aya, Nakazawa, Yui, Konno, and when the hell did Aika get here?" she recited calmly. I grinned broadly.

"Told you. Now, pay up," I smirked and flopped down next to Miki on the couch, holding out my hand as the grumbling crowd dug into their purses for money.

"Whaaaaaat?! I thought putting you in there twice would throw her off," Yaguchi complained, slamming a wad of bills into my open hand. Miki grinned and wiggled her fingers.

"I have very talented hands," she laughed.

"I can attest to that," I piped up, looking happily at the growing stack of money in my hand.

"Didn't need to know that," Risa groaned, slinking away into the crowd.

"I'm not sure if 'talent' is the right word, but being able to identify someone by the feel of their ass is kind of creepy," Rika commented.

"I bet I could do boobs too. Would that help?" Miki smiled sweetly.



I sighed and tapped Aika on the shoulder.

"What d'ya... Oh! Yoshizawa! How are you?" Aika smiled sweetly.

"Yeah, drop the act, kid. What are you doing here?" I demanded. Aika stared at me blankly.

"I don't know what you - "

"I told you to drop the innocent act already!" I laughed. "You know perfectly well that this is an adults only party. We barely let in the girls who can't legally drink yet. And you, my little puppy, are only fourteen."

"If it's adults only, then why's Tanaka here?" she retorted, thumbing over her shoulder at Reina, who was busy chatting up Takahashi.

"She's got what... 2 months left before she's 18? Close enough. But... I mean, it's not YOU, Mitsy, but, you know... if we let you in, then next time, Koharu will come. And then half of Berryz will show up, and... quite frankly, it's a slippery slope that leads to Maimai and a bunch of random Eggs."

"You of all people should know that I can be discreet," Aika smirked. "I never told anyone about the time I caught you and Fujimoto - "

"YOU!" Aika and I jerked and turned to the source of the authoritative shout. Nakazawa's eyes narrowed and she stalked towards us, sake bottle in hand.

"Yes, Nakazawa?" Aika replied, looking innocently up at the leader to end all leaders. Nakazawa pointed at the cup in Aika's hand.

"That damn well better be apple juice," she snapped.

"It is as far as you know," Aika smiled sweetly and took another sip of her beer.

The entire party went dead silent. Even Risa stopped her weird multilingual karaoke rendition of Furusato. Every eye in the room was on Nakazawa Yuko and the suddenly very ballsy Mitsui Aika.

"That's all I've ever asked," Nakazawa said finally, reaching her hand out and slapping Aika on the back.



"I can't see you!" Sayumi belted out tunelessly into the microphone. "This really long Sunday!"

"What song is that?" Miki asked Aya loudly.

"Um... your debut single?" Aya stared at her incredulously.

"No, that can't be right. That song had a tune," Miki retorted. Sayu glared from her spot next to the karaoke machine and began to sing louder.

"WE MET BY ACCIDENT! LATELY, I'M CALLING YOU EVERY DAY!!" I winced and swiftly escaped onto the balcony.

"Hey," a voice said softly as I shut the glass door behind me. I glanced over towards the sound.

"Hey, birthday girl!" I laughed. "Hiding from your party?"

"Wouldn't you?" Maki replied with a wry grin. I chuckled.

"Sayu's singing on the karaoke machine," I explained, gesturing towards the closed door.

"Oh, thank God. It sounded like there was a dying animal in my living room," she laughed, setting her empty glass down on the edge of the railing. I pointed at it.

"Did you want me to sneak back in and get you a refill?" I offered. "Since you're the birthday girl and all... Can't have you getting sober." I grinned.

"Oh, it was just iced tea," she replied. "I'm... not drinking much these days."

"Yeah, me either... Nothing like a little drunken amnesia to scare you sober for a while," I laughed. She stared wordlessly out over the city. Neither of us spoke for a minute. "...Sorry," I said finally. "I didn't mean to bring that up. I really didn't - "

"I need to tell you something," Maki said suddenly. She still stared out at the view.

"Ok...?"

"I didn't... I mean, I wasn't entirely..." she sighed heavily and turned to face me. "I didn't tell you - "

"YOSSY!" Aya exclaimed, slamming the sliding glass door open. Maki and I both jumped.

"Aya, what in the - " Aya grabbed me by the arm and dragged me towards the door.

"Sayumi told Mikitty that her karaoke version of Aenai Nagai Nichiyoubi was better! I think - "

"SHIT!" I cursed, running past Aya and into the living room.

"Aya..." I heard Maki say quietly.

"I know... But don't do it," I heard Aya reply just before she shut the door. I didn't have time to think, though. I grabbed my homicidal girlfriend by the waist as she lunged for Sayu.

"Yocchan, LET ME DOWN!" Miki practically spat, struggling against my grasp.

"No."

"Ah~ My prince has arrived to save me from the evil witch~!" Sayu exclaimed.

"Sayu, shut up," I said calmly. "Miki, honey, calm down."

"She said hers was better because she was way cuter than I've ever been!" Miki growled.

"Baby, you don't need 'cute' when you're that damn sexy," I whispered in her ear. She looked over at me and a smile slowly spread across her face. I smiled down at her. "Now... why don't you go call off that silly bet with Aya?" Her eyes narrowed.

"Never!" she proclaimed, wiggling out of my arms. I groaned in defeat as my girlfriend began running around the party, setting up her best friend on a fresh set of the worst blind dates known to man.

...Wait a second, where did she think she was...

"Mitsy~!" Miki called in a sing-song voice. "How old are you again?"

"MIKI, NO!" I exclaimed, taking off after her again.



"Hmm...." Sayumi reached over and poked Risa's shoulder.

"Whaaat?" Risa mumbled grumpily, taking another sip of her drink. Sayu pointed in front of them.

"Is that a microwave or a television?" she asked, tilting her head to one side. Risa stared at the object intently.

"I... I don't know... maybe both....?"

"Ok, that's it," I sighed, reaching over their heads and snatching their drinks away. "You two have had enough."

"USO!" Risa exclaimed.

"Whyyy?" Sayu whined.

"Well, for one, we're the only ones left. It's three in the morning and Maki's asked me to kick everyone out."

"USO!" Risa exclaimed again.

"And two, because this is a bookshelf."



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For those who don't know II

Again, here's what's happened with me in the past 3 months...
- My mom and Grandma drove me increasingly insane (and I've bitched about that enough for the past 3 months that I really don't want to get into it again ^^;)
- Because of the above, I became so stressed out that I was basically not myself and entered into a lengthy writer's block of doom.
- I discovered my girlfriend has the patience of a saint <3
- I found a roommate and will be moving out next Saturday
- The glee of the above drove me to not give a shit about my home drama and enabled me to actually write a damn chapter yesterday~

Anyway, I'll be posting a new-to-you chapter in a bit. I was actually a couple chapters ahead, but I didn't feel comfortable posting when I knew I wasn't going to be able to write any time soon.

Thank you for your patience. I am still going to "slay the monster", but life got in the way. Any words of gratitude should be credited to my brilliant girlfriend who kept gently reminding me that I have fans and do need to finish this.

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Sunday, October 26, 2008

gAK? IRC? GET BACK TO EPIC FIC!

yeah, yeah, yeah...

I just posted two new fics.

Well, actually, one new fic and one old one that I hadn't posted here before.

Both are IRC-style chat log fics and are written by gAK. gAK is The Great & Almond Kueken aka the writing team of myself and my girlfriend. We have written other things, but they're not appropriate for the blog >.>;

Anyway, I hope you enjoy even though it's not the Epic Fic Trilogy Beast That Won't Die.

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IRC Chat Fic II by gAK

* MikiFanNo1 entered Nakazawa's Harem *
hANGAY: Hi Kore!
OkitegaZzz: Hi stalker.
SomeGirls!Touch: "SEE! I JUMPED OFF BEFORE THE SHIP SANK!"
hANGAY: We're allowed to kiss other girls now, as long we don't make a big fuss about it...
SomeGirls!Touch: ...........shit.
ANGAY: and let them tape it for PVs sometimes
MikiStoleMyBra: reminds me... who wanted a copy of YoMiki making out?
* MikiFanNo1 steals tape
MikiStoleMyBra: lol, check your DCC, Miki2
MikiFanNo1: O.O
* SomeGirls!Touch is now known as TheseBoobsAreMadeForBo
hANGAY: who's Bo?
TheseBoobsAreMadeForBo: ...dammit, it's supposed to be Bouncing >.<
* TheseBoobsAreMadeForBo is now known as Boobs *
OkitegaZzz: Is that you, Maki or is it Yui?
* OkitegaZzz feels*
OkitegaZzz: ah, it's Maki.
hANGAY: oh, silicone?
Boobs: YOGHURT DAMNIT!!
hANGAY: riiiiightt
OkitegaZzz: silicone yoghurt... fancy....
OkitegaZzz: sounds like a bad batsu game from H!M
hANGAY: Remember the one time we made Takahashi drink Tsunku's special juice?
MikiFanNo1: WTFBBQ?!
hANGAY: He was soooo angry, when he found out we stole his daily testosterone-drink, which makes him be a little more manly *lol*
MikiFanNo1: ...oh
hANGAY: *grin* what were YOU thinking?
MikiFanNo1: ...
hANGAY: OMGAH NO. WTF. WHY WOULD WE HAVE THAT!?
hANGAY: I need something cleansing now. SOMEONE GET ON WEBCAM AND FLASH ME ;_;
ANGAY: I'm comin' honey!
OkitegaZzz: sure you're not already flashing Rika, if she's comin' already...?
hANGAY: *grins* I don't need to get undressed for that
* MikiStoleMyBra hides Mr. Moonlight Pics *
MikiStoleMyBra: eh... ....no.
OkitegaZzz: ._. et tu, Ayaya...
hANGAY: *grin*
MikiStoleMyBra: I was just sorting my Yossy Gallery on my comp here when I stumbled over them....
OkitegaZzz: ....
MikiStoleMyBra: Whoops.
hANGAY: *griiiiiiiiiin*
ANGAY: Who needs gallery when you have Yossy in a tie on webcam?
Boobs: Tie? That's nothing new...
OkitegaZzz: Maki? I think, it's tie ONLY...
Boobs: .....Rika, mind to take some screencaps?
ANGAY: .....on it...
Boobs: *waits*
Boobs: *waits longer*
Boobs: AND SHARE!?
ANGAY: oh
OkitegaZzz: she's braindead now... don't mind her
MikiStoleMyBra: c'mon, pics or it didn't happen!!
OkitegaZzz: ._.; aya...?
MikiStoleMyBra: ...
MikiFanNo1: Back!!! ....what pics?
OkitegaZzz: Yocchan in just a tie
MikiFanNo1: ...
MikiFanNo1: just watched that YoMiki vid....
MikiFanNo1: what should be new about THAT?
OkitegaZzz: Wait, WHAT?
OkitegaZzz: As your mistress, I demand a link!!
MikiFanNo1: um... I linked you... do you never check your DCC window?
OkitegaZzz: ...SHIT
MikiFanNo1: btw... Miki... do you still own those Hello!Kitty undies? They are soooo adorable... on the floor...
OkitegaZzz: ...
MikiStoleMyBra: I gave em to her
MikiStoleMyBra: was the first to take em off her as well ah, good old times...
MikiFanNo1: Really? Great buy - they make her ass look, well... existant
OkitegaZzz: ...
hANGAY: Oh, the blue ones?
MikiFanNo1: Yeah
MikiStoleMyBra: Yup
hANGAY: Yeah, those are nice
Boobs: Yeah, fancy light blue
ANGAY: Those are Hello! Kitty?
Boobs: Hey! I've seen the vid too!
OkitegaZzz: ....
MikiStoleMyBra: ...they are really tight, but it's worth the effort, I tell you
MikiFanNo1: yeah, there's a hello kitty on the butt...
ANGAY: ah, I never looked there
hANGAY: Rika's quick to strip you down *nod*
HP_Leader: One more word about light blue panties and I ban you all permanently!
hANGAY: SHIT, YUKO'S UP
OkitegaZzz: THANK GOD!
* MikiFanNo1 has quit. Reason: zOMG
HP_Leader: you're welcome
Boobs: Yuuchan, since when are you nice to Miki? o.O;
* HP_Leader has booted Boobs. Reason: DO NOT QUESTION ME!
hANGAY: o.o;
* VeryRipeMelon has joined Nakazawa's Harem
VeryRipeMelon: WE DO NOT DISBAND!
* VeryRipeMelon has left Nakazawa's Harem
OkitegaZzz: um... great.
hANGAY: THAT was good...
hANGAY: Thanks, Rika-chan
OkitegaZzz: Oh, for getting the naked Tsunku image out of your brain?
hANGAY: ...DAMMIT MIKI
ANGAY: One self rub on cam and we're back to chan, are we?
OkitegaZzz: THAT'S FOR THE PANTY TALK, BITCHES! ~_~
MikiFanNo1: MY MISTRESS, I'M BACK!
OkitegaZzz: MY STALKER!
hANGAY: ...wtf, Kore, I thought you left the channel?
MikiFanNo1: I'm good at hiding ._.;
ANGAY: ...kowai
OkitegaZzz: and I am good in sneaking behind ppls backs as well... it helps groping their butts
AiLoveHer: the light blue hello kittie panties?
OkitegaZzz: WHERE DO YOU COME FROM!?!?
hANGAY: Seriously, Kore - how did you get back in...?
MikiFanNo1: I have my ways
MikiFanNo1: brb. my phone's ringing
hANGAY: WE DIDN'T KNOW YOU'D COME BACK!?!!!!
* BananaLoversLover joins Nakazawa's Harem
AiLoveHer: hey Eri
BananaLoversLover: HI MIKI MAMMA!!!
BananaLoversLover: hi... Reina?
OkitegaZzz: ...wtf happened to that group after I left?
* HP_Leader has kicked OkitegaZzz. Reason: IT BECAME AWESOME
hANGAY: ...
ANGAY: Where's Maki anyway? she usually rejoins...
BananaLoversLover: Maybe she didn't get the memo?
hANGAY: ...what memo?
AiLoveHer: stfu, turtle
BananaLoversLover: ...um... the memo with... the...
BananaLoversLover: ...memo wa sukoshi nagai kedoooo~
ANGAY: wtf.
AiLoveHer: smoooth.
Da Leader: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN HERE?!
hANGAY: ...TWO NAKAZAWAS?!
MikiFanNo1: back
Da Leader: AND WHO THE HELL ARE YOU. HPLEADER FREAK!?
HP_Leader: I'M THE LEADER OF HELLO! PROJECT
MikiFanNo1: Oh, good, you got in, Nakazawa-san.
Da Leader: oh, it's you ~_~
HP_Leader: ~_~
hANGAY: ...Miki just called me - she can't get back into the channel?
* ANGAY puts on clothes... too many ppl in here *
Da Leader: Yeah, some wacko changed the password
MikiFanNo1: Yup. I had to help Nakazawa-san in the back way.
hANGAY: ...memo, Kamei?
BananaLoversLover: um...
hANGAY: *raises an eyebrow*
BananaLoversLover: um...!
* AiLoveHer has left Nakazawa's Harem
BananaLoversLover: GOOD IDEA
* BananaLoversLover has left Nakazawa's Harem
hANGAY: Do you want me to shabondama you!?
hANGAY: damn, too late
ANGAY: she would have liked that anyway....
hANGAY: true
ANGAY: You can always shabondama me ^_-
hANGAY: wait, who's HP_Leader?
HP_Leader: I'm the leader of H!P!
Da Leader: it's Takahashi, dumbass
hANGAY: ...wtf no wai
* Da Leader sets +k to #Nakazawa's Harem
* Boobs has joined Nakazawa's Harem
* OkitegaZzz has joined Nakazawa's Harem
OkitegaZzz: WTF WAS THAT?!
HP_Leader: ...
Da Leader: You have 2 minutes to get out of my channel before Yasuda Kei and a small army of eggs physically show up at your door.
Boobs: ...what the hell happened after I left...?
hANGAY: it all went to crap
MikiStoleMyBra: Don't worry, folks! Kore just been here and got my cam to tape it!
Da Leader: 90 .... 89.... 88...
HP_leader: WAIT WAIT!
Da leader: 87... what? ... 85
HP_Leader: BUT I *AM* THE LEADER OF HP!!!!!
Da Leader: Not till April 1, sparky
hANGAY: and dead in 79 sec...
* HP_Leader has left Nakazawa's Harem
hANGAY: awww
OkitegaZzz: yeah, I wanted to see that
Da Leader: See what?
* ANGAY pulls out Pom-Pom's and cheers
ANGAY: WE WON!!
hANGAY: Keichan and her egg army
Da Leader: HA! Kei's passed out on my floor
hANGAY: ...it was a bluff?
Da Leader: I'm that good.
* Da Leader has kicked ANGAY. Reason: My win, my cheer. Kanpai.
MikiStoleMyBra: ...then what did Kore need the cam for?
Da Leader: now gtfo, I'm hung over
* Da Leader has kicked hANGAY. Reason: Hair too spiky.
* Da Leader has kicked OkitegaZzz. Reason: Boring enka was my territory first.
* Da Leader has kicked Boobs. Reason: Avex traitor
* Da Leader has kicked MikiFanNo1. Reason: Who the hell are you again?
* Da Leader has kicked MikiStoleMyBra. Reason: Then get it back and stop whining.
Da Leader: Ah, peace...
* VeryRipeMelon has joined Nakazawa's Harem
VeryRipeMelon: WE'RE!
VeryRipeMelon: NOT!
Da Leader: GTFO!!!!!!
VeryRipeMelon: o.o;
* VeryRipeMelon has left Nakazawa's Harem
Da Leader: I love these girls ..... when they are not here.
Da Leader: ...now, where did I put that YoMikiBlueKittyPanties.avi file....

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IRC Chat Fic I by gAK

* You are chatting in Nakazawa's Harem

* MGboobs510 has joined Nakazawa's Harem
* MGboobs510 is now known as Some Maki's! Touch
* MikiNeedsMeat is now known as TouchaTouchaTouchYOU

Some Maki's! Touch : That's so wrong

TouchaTouchaTouchYOU: what
Official Egg-Sitter: that sn combo is fucking awesome
Some Maki's! Touch: Who the hell is that?
TouchaTouchaTouchYOU: XD
Official Egg-Sitter: who the hell do you think it is?
TouchaTouchaTouchYOU: *whispers* Someone's a little bitter today
Some Maki's! Touch: About what?
Official Egg-Sitter: about finally getting away from those damn kids only to get shoved back in charge of a bunch of n00bs
Official Egg-Sitter: I mean what the hell part of "solo" career do these people not understand?
* GOD kicked Official Egg-Sitter out of Nakazawa's Harem - Reason: Only I can be bitter in here
GOD: Whiny brat.
* Official Egg-Sitter has joined Nakazawa's Harem
*Official Egg-Sitter rolls her eyes
* Official Egg-Sitter is now known as Peppy Perky Hitomi
Peppy Perky Hitomi: better?
GOD: Much.
* Leader No.6 has joined Nakazawa's Harem
Leader No.6: Hey guys
* Peppy Perky Hitomi is now known as Leader No.4
* TouchaTouchaTouchYOU is now known as Leader No.5
* GOD is now known as THE Leader
Leader No.6: -.- Do you have to do that every time I come in here?
Leader No.5: Yes
Leader No.4: yes
Leader No.5: XD
Leader No.4: don't copy me
Leader No.5: Don't flatter yourself, blondie. Who do you think I am, Makoto?
THE Leader: Ok, I'm too hung over for this. Change back.
Leader No.5: You?! Hung over?! NEVER!
* THE Leader kicked Leader No.5 out of Nakazawa's Harem - Reason: I may be a drunk, but I'm a drunk in charge.
Leader No.4: omgah, no one say anything. this'll be funny.
* Leader No.4 is now known as DoubleRainbow
Leader No.6: Isn't that Aya's nick?
* THE Leader is now known as GOD
GOD: SHUSH
* Leader No.5 has joined Nakazawa's Harem
* Leader No.5 is now known as TheGroper
TheGroper: Where'd No.4 go?
GOD: Probably to go pimp some unsuspecting egg
TheGroper: XD
DoubleRainbow: Tan, I need to talk to you
TheGroper: Oh, hey, I didn't know you were home yet.
DoubleRainbow: I was thinking about this the whole way home
TheGroper: What's wrong?
Some Maki's! Touch: Hey, what did I miss?
DoubleRainbow: I love you
Some Maki's! Touch: WTF
TheGroper: WHAT!?
DoubleRainbow: I've been trying to tell you for so long, but I could never get the words out.
TheGroper: WHAT!?!!
* SingleRainbow has joined Nakazawa's Harem
SingleRainbow: Ok, the weirdest thing happened! It just told me someone was using my album name already.
DoubleRainbow: ohshit.
* DoubleRainbow has quit Nakazawa's Harem - Reason: BUSTED! XD
TheGroper: Oh, she is SO dead.
SingleRainbow: ??
* SingleRainbow is now known as DoubleRainbow
TheGroper: I think it's time for a new nick
DoubleRainbow: Oh, ok
* DoubleRainbow is now known as TheGreatAya
* TheGroper is now known as AndMiki
TheGreatAya: Better?
AndMiki: Much!
* Leader No.4 has joined Nakazawa's Harem
Leader No.4: did I miss anything?
AndMiki: You are so dead
Leader No.4: ok who told?
GOD: You just did, dumbass
Leader No.4: Shit.
AndMiki: Your ass is mine, Yoshizawa.
Leader No.4: ...really?
AndMiki: Perv
Leader No.4: XD this coming from you
AndMiki: So true XD
GOD: I don't know how the hell that group stayed afloat under you two
* Some Maki's! Touch is now known as Boobs Don't Lie
Leader No.4: MAKIRA MAKIRA!
AndMiki: I never knew that they could bounce like this....
* Leader No.6 has quit Nakazawa's Harem - Reason: You guys are so gross sometimes
GOD: Time?
Leader No,4: 10 minutes, 23 seconds
AndMiki: I think that's a new record for perving her out
Leader No.4: yeah, I thought the love confession might help, but no luck
GOD: Yeah, that is a new record
Leader No.4: good job makira
AndMiki: Good boob job, Makira
Boobs Don't Lie: It's not a boob job!
TheGreatAya: Oh, that reminds me, Yossy. Your "wife" was looking for you earlier
Leader No.4: ayaka?
TheGreatAya: No
Leader No.4: mai?
TheGreatAya: ...no
Leader No.4: oh! rika?
TheGreatAya: ...yes
GOD: For crying out loud, woman, how many wives do you have?
* Leader No.4 is now known as ThePimp
AndMiki: XD
ThePimp: what'd she want?
TheGreatAya: I don't know. Something "personal"
Boobs Don't Lie: OMG YOU KNOCKED UP RIKA
ThePimp: WHAT!?
GOD: So THAT's why you never wear bikini's...
ThePimp: oh my gah
TheGreatAya: Wait, what!?
AndMiki: The Adam's apple, the mannerisms, the lack of bikini shots... it all makes sense now
ThePimp: don't start
ThePimp: you of all people know I'm not a dude
Boobs Don't Lie: Ohoho?
ThePimp: and I don't remember you complaining
*AndMiki cackles
TheGreatAya: Oh, yeah, I remember that. She wouldn't shut up about it
ThePimp: OH REALLY
AndMiki: ...
TheGreatAya: Oh, brb, my phone's ringing
GOD: This was when you were leader, right?
ThePimp: uh yeah
GOD: Good girl
ThePimp: XD
Boobs Don't Lie: Wait, you seriously nailed Fujimoto?
ThePimp: of course
Boobs Don't Lie: Mr Moonlight really messed with your head, didn't it?
ThePimp: lol
TheGreatAya: so, uh..
ThePimp: wb
TheGreatAya: Thanks. I was remember wrong. Tan never
Boobs Don't Lie: ...?
Boobs Don't Lie: Aya?
ThePimp: wtf, aya, did you die?
TheGreatAya: Tan only mentioned it once.
ThePimp: miki's on the phone with you, huh?
TheGreatAya: I cannot comment for my own security
AndMiki: MATSUURA AYA, YOU SUCK
ThePimp: really? she should call me sometime.
GOD: Oh, so Miki and Aya did it too?
ThePimp: XD
Boobs Don't Lie: Point, Yuuchan
* GOD kicked Boobs Don't Lie out of Nakazawa's Harem - Reason: In here I am GOD
* Boobs Don't Lie has joined Nakazawa's Harem
* Boobs Don't Lie has quit Nakazawa's Harem
ThePimp: wtf
* AndMiki is now known as Boogie Train '07
* TheGreatAya is now known as Egao
ThePimp: you guys and your damn single titles
ThePimp: ....
* ThePimp is now known as YES
Boogie Train '07 XD
* Boogie Train '07 is now known as Nude
Egao: I don't get it
YES: really?
Nude: What about now?
Egao: -.-
YES: oh shit rika's here.
Nude: WHEN'S SHE DUE?
YES: shut up
YES: now she wants to know what you're talking about
YES: thanks
* Boobs Don't Lie has joined Nakazawa's Harem
Boobs Don't Lie: Dammit, I closed the window by mistake
Nude: Good going
Boobs Don't Lie: what's with that name
Egao: They think it's funny
Boobs Don't Lie: what's funny?
Egao: Wait for it.....
Egao: ....
Nude: Yoshizawa, come ON!
Egao: Geez, what's she doing over there?
* YES has quit Nakazawa's Harem - Reason: naked girl. bye.
Nude: LMFAO
GOD: Ok, I gotta sleep this off. Everyone out.
* GOD has kicked Egao from Nakazawa's Harem - Reason: Too much smiling
* GOD has kicked Nude from Nakazawa's Harem - Reason: Too much groping
* GOD has kicked Boobs Don't Lie from Nakazawa's Harem - Reason: Too much silicon

* You have quit Nakazawa's Harem

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Friday, October 10, 2008

"memory" - part 33

AYA - SEPTEMBER 22ND

The setting sun reflected off the windows of the building, blinding me briefly as I stepped out of the cab. I stared up at the tall structure for a moment before striding quickly toward it. This time, I was ready. This time, I wasn't going to be distracted. This time... I had already peed.

Confidently, I knocked on her front door. She opened it almost immediately.

"Hey!" Maki looked surprised to see me. She moved backwards, ushering me into her apartment.

"Hey..." I said quietly. My confidence from a moment ago had suddenly vanished into a pile of nerves. She smiled brightly and led me over to the couch, while her dark eyes studied my face.

"So, what brings you by?" she asked, sitting down next to me. "Have another date planned?"

"Thankfully, no," I laughed. "This is my one free evening without a date this week."

"Is Miki mad at you or does she just have unbelievably bad taste in women?" Maki grinned.

"Sometimes, I'm not sure myself," I laughed sheepishly.

We lapsed into silence.

"Um," I finally said.

"Yeah?"

"... about... yesterday..." I said carefully.

"What about it?" she gazed intently at me.

"Well... I mean..." I sighed. "You kissed me."

"Yes," she replied calmly. I was taken aback.

"...'yes'? That's it?"

"Did you expect me to deny it?" she laughed.

"Well, no, but.."

"Or apologize? That's one of the only things I've done lately that I haven't regretted," she sighed heavily and looked away.

"Maki..."

"...I am sorry if that made you uncomfortable, though. I never - "

"It didn't," I interrupted. She turned back to look at me. I blushed a bit in spite of myself. "Maki, I..."

"Aya, I think I - " A loud pounding on the door startled us both, making us jump. "Who the hell is that!?" Maki demanded, stalking over to the door. She peered through the peephole. "What the..." She turned back to me. "Do you have any idea why half of Hello! Project is outside my door!?"

"What!?"

"GOCCHIIIN! OPEN UP! I HAVE BOOZE!" I heard Nakazawa bellow as she pounded rhythmically on the door. Maki groaned.

"Do you ever get the feeling there's someone who gets a sadistic pleasure out of messing with our lives?" I asked, glaring up at the ceiling.

"You have no idea," Maki replied, wrenching the door open.



part 32

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For those who don't know...

Here's what's happened in the past 3 months (in order)

- I moved 1500 miles away
- I was forced to have dial up internet
- My computer died
- I bought a laptop
- My girlfriend came to visit (hi honey <3)
- I was finally able to access my old hard drive
- I was "gently reminded" by said girlfriend to post a new chapter

Just keeping y'all updated.

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Saturday, July 26, 2008

"memory" - part 32

AYA - SEPTEMBER 21ST

I had made it all the way to the street when it started to rain. Hard.

And I needed to pee.

Badly.

I groaned and spun on my heel, turning around and heading back inside. Her door was still unlocked.

"Maki?" I glanced around the empty apartment. I quietly shut the door behind me and cautiously began walking inside. Ah! There she was, on the balcony.

I started to call out to her, but a gut feeling inside stopped me. Silently, I walked towards the sliding glass door.

She stood there silently, a cigarette dangling between her fingers as she gazed out into the night. Her eyes searching the dark cityscape for answers as she slowly took a long drag.

She exhaled. The smoke drifted up into the night, mixing with the falling rain. It was then that I noticed the tears falling unheeded down her face.

I hesitated, my hand hovering over the handle of the door. She looked over and met my eye and turned to gaze back into the rain.

I opened the door, stepping out into the cool night. The sound of the falling rain was all around me. I walked up to her and gently laid my hand upon hers as it rest upon the railing.

"You came back," she said quietly, stubbing her cigarette out.

"Maki..."

"Did you need something?" she asked casually, pulling her hand out of my grasp to roughly brush the tears away.

"What's wrong?" My eyes searched hers for answers, but she turned her face away from me.

"Nothing." I reached out and grabbed her chin, turning her to face me. I struggled not to flinch at the raw pain in her eyes.

"Don't lie to me," I said quietly.

"I can't tell you," she sighed.

"I thought we were close... well, lately at least... and - "

"And that's why you are the one person I don't want to know."

We both fell silent and I released my grasp on her face. I looked out into the rain.

"I would like it if you felt you could tell me anything, but... I understand if you don't trust me like that, I mean - "

"I trust you," Maki interrupted me. "It's not about that... I just..."

"We've been in similar situations, you and I... Our lives are barely our own and, well... I just feel as though you understand me and maybe I understand you... I know you're a good person and - "

"I'm not," she practically spat out. "I'm not a good person. I make myself sick sometimes."

"What...?"

"I can't stop thinking about it lately. It's over and done, but I can't understand why I did what I've done... I just..." she turned her back to me and looked up at the balcony above hers. Without saying a word, without even quite knowing what I was doing, I walked up behind her and wrapped my arms around her waist. She leaned back into me and started to cry again.

I somehow managed to get her inside and onto the couch with me before she completely collapsed. It was strange how she cried... she wasn't sobbing... she just seemed broken, tired, uncaring of the tears streaming down her face... She sat there, leaning against me like she had no strength left, letting me hold her, comfort her.

And then she began to speak. The words flowed from her lips like they couldn't escape fast enough, like they had been aching to get out.

She told me everything... their beginning... their end... ...and what really happened that night... the night that almost destroyed my best friend's entire world... Everything she'd been keeping inside all of those years, all of those burdens she'd been shouldering alone...

I struggled with myself, trying not to express my shock, my disbelief, my pity for her... I knew that wasn't what she needed at that moment... So, I did all I could do. I held her, rubbed her back, rested my cheek against her shoulder, comforting her as best I could.

Finally the words just ran out, and she fell silent. Slowly, she got up from the couch, pulling herself out of my embrace.

"..I'm s-"

"Don't say it," I cut her off, standing up to face her. She stared at me, her eyes, still so red from crying, but not revealing a thing. "After everything you've done for me... it's the least I can do..."

"I..." she trailed off, sighing heavily.

"Thank you."

"For what?" she looked bewildered.

"For trusting me this much... I... I wish I could help... Say something, anything to make it a bit better... But... I don't know how to help when you're in love - "

"I'm not in love with her anymore," she interrupted quietly.

"...you're not?"

"No."

"Then... since when?" I asked. She turned away from me to look at the clock.

"It's late. You need your rest for work tomorrow."

"But!" I protested as she led me over to the front door.

"I'll be fine. Really." Maki gently pushed my hair out of my eyes. She smiled a little and looked into my eyes. "Thank you." Before I quite knew what was happening, she had cupped my face in her hands and gently kissed my lips.

As I was still trying to grasp what was going on, she pulled away and opened the front door. Confused and disoriented, I walked out into the hallway.

"Good night," she said softly, closing the door behind me. I blinked several times and started down the stairs to the street.

It wasn't until I reached the rain soaked pavement that I realized I had completely forgotten to use her bathroom.



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